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Why Pressing Your Junk Against a Jacuzzi Jet Is a Sexual Rite of Passage
This one goes out to my first love, a gentle but captivating jacuzzi jet
Am I More Likely to Be Attacked by a Shark While Swimming With My Dog?
I will NOT hesitate to punch a shark in its stupid nose if it attacks my dog
Is It Cheating to Sneak Junk Food Behind Your Partner’s Back?
Who among us hasn’t secretly inhaled a Crunchwrap Supreme before coming home to a loved one?
