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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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The Prehistoric Tales of a 50 Million-Year-Old Bug Penis

Meet the assassin bug. Then meet his astoundingly rare, beautifully preserved genitals. It’s a dick that can teach us a lot about nature (and ourselves)

What ‘Intervention’ Taught America About Addiction

Equal parts cringe and revolutionary, the A&E series is a fascinating quarantine binge — forcing us to reflect on just how clueless we were about addiction only 15 years ago

The Soft Science of Whiskey Dick

What is alcohol penis impairment syndrome, and will any herbal supplement help you stand up to it?