If Your Jeans Aren’t Comfy Enough for Quarantine, You’re Doing It Wrong

Am I a psycho for insisting on wearing denim in quarantine? Not at all — the right pair can be just as comfortable as sweats or pajamas

How to Perfect the Quarantine Buzz Cut

It’s not just a queer masc grooming statement. Straight men are crisis-buzzing their hair too — and often messing it all up

Only ‘Cum Shoes’ Can Encapsulate the Circle Jerk of Luxury Footwear

Maison Margiela’s high-fashion sneakers look atrocious, but maybe we’re just not rich and clueless enough to be in on the joke

Should I, a Gay Man in Self-Quarantine, Crisis-Bleach My Hair?

I fully believe I’d make a hot blonde, even though everyone is telling me no