Your Thanksgiving meal should begin precisely between 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. On this matter, there can be no dispute

Do the math!

I appreciate the Friendsgiving invite, but there’s this thing called COVID. Have you heard of it?

Thank God there aren’t any contentious topics to debate at Thanksgiving dinner this year!!!

Running a 5k or 10k is a start, but it’s certainly not the best workout when you want to quickly work off 3,000 calories

Not literally IN your dinner, that would be unconscionable