It’s both funny and poignant that this probably-phony movie is a reminder that the Terminator’s superstar reign is long over

I will pick off every last mushroom, however

Or can I crush this Whopper instead and not feel bad about it?

Why don’t you finish that giant takeout container of egg rolls before you click?

Just how much does Just Egg, the Beyond Meat for the breakfast table, taste like the real thing?

Armed with a monster cock and some curiously retrofitted prank pants, he shoots hilarious, viral skits of his dick exploding out of his clothes