As long as it’s shaped like mostaccioli — and kinda tastes like it — I’ll eat whatever is put in front of me
Vegetables? A salad? More steak? What else can stand up to the T-bone on my dinner plate?
According to nutritionists and diet experts, lots of raw veggies can make you preternaturally farty, and therefore unfit for boning. But to them I say, KISS MY SALAD-LOVING ASS