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Eclipse Twitter Is the Best Kind of Twitter

Did you see the eclipse? Kind of a letdown? Your eyes, they burning? Can’t believe you have to go back to work now? Well, look…

Is Neil deGrasse Tyson a Sadboi?

An investigation

Welcome to the Desperate Age of Political Thirst

“Thirst,” according to the only lexicon that counts, is a measure not of dehydration but embarrassing, all-consuming horniness. To thirst is to lust after friends…

The Guy Who Finds the Source for All Your Favorite Stolen Memes

Our latest Internet Hero, @KaleSalad, makes sure meme creators get credit for their work (as opposed to thieves like The Fat Jew)