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The Foot Fetish Community Is Alarmingly Quiet About the New Feet Emoji

With each update to the standard set of emoji, there’s always something to celebrate. This week, we learned that our phones will, in the not-too-distant…

Don’t Use Nic Cage to Justify Your Creepy AI Porn, You Freaks

Here in the dumbest possible timeline, we are now and then arrested by a piece of news surreal enough in the current context that we…

The Downside to Trolling Our Soon-to-Be Robot Overlords

Normally I’d never ask this, but take a moment to consider Jeff Bezos. Now the richest man in the world, the Amazon founder, chairman and…

Is Our Biggest Relationship Secret That We Spy on Each Other Constantly?

Pack your bags, but consider erasing your phone first: According to some family law experts, it’s Divorce Day, the single most popular day of the…