roommates

The Absolute Worst Things a Houseguest Can Do

Anyone with even a meager sense of decency should understand how to be a considerate houseguest. It’s really quite simple: Ask before using stuff. Clean…

The Dirty Bastard’s Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

The most withering personal critique I’ve ever received was when a female roommate told me I was “tidy, but not clean.” For years, I’d been operating…