roommates

How to Share Food With the People You Live With

Humans, as you know, need food to survive — and many humans, as you may also know, have a lengthy, complicated relationship with food, which…

Hide Your Sex Toys in Your Taxes — and Other Tips to Keep Prying Hands Out of Your Stash

There are few things more cringeworthy than when someone finds your sex toys. It’s almost never good — depending on who discovers them, they can…

The Absolute Worst Things a Houseguest Can Do

Anyone with even a meager sense of decency should understand how to be a considerate houseguest. It’s really quite simple: Ask before using stuff. Clean…

The Dirty Bastard’s Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

The most withering personal critique I’ve ever received was when a female roommate told me I was “tidy, but not clean.” For years, I’d been operating…