rankings
Ranking Toothpastes by How Effective They Are
Except this one’s not really a ranking as such because it turns out you can’t actually rank them like that, but oh hey, look, a puppy!
Ranking Types of Mushrooms by How Healthy They Are
Shiitake? Portobello? Magic? Which will turn me into the healthiest mushroom man ever… and possibly also help me reach another dimension?
Ranking Juices by How Healthy They Are
Surprise! Most juices are less fix-all tonics, more sugar-overdose fructose bombs
Ranking Pasta Noodles By How Healthy They Are
Whole-Grain? Tri-Color? Edamame (yes, that’s a thing)? Which can I eat the most of without looking like an over-pumped handball?
