rankings
Ranking Christmas Decorations by How Terrible They Are for the Environment
The tree? The lights? The wrapping paper? Which is mostly likely to destroy the world so we can never have Christmas ever again?
Ranking Gingerbread House Components by How Unhealthy They Are
You’d be much, much better off living in your gingerbread house than eating it
Ranking Smoothie ‘Boosts’ by How Healthy They Are
Do those alleged ‘energy booster’ and ‘cold buster’ shots actually make good on their promises? Weellll… some of them. Kinda. Maybe.
Ranking Salsas by How Healthy They Are
Salsa Roja? Salsa Verde? Corn Salsa? Which will help me justify eating 12 tacos in one sitting?
