How Taut Does Your Butt Need to Be to Bounce a Quarter Off It?

‘If butt skin were any bouncier, it would be illegal to hit a golf ball with it’ — an assistant professor of physics

A Blinding History of the Laser Pointer

They can wreck your eyes, and they can land you 14 years in jail for shining one at a police chopper. But where did they come from?

A Biophysicist Explains How Ant-Man Could Kill Thanos From Inside His Butt

If this isn't how 'Avengers: Endgame' ends, at least we got an MIT scientist to talk about Thanos' rectal tolerance

Should You Fold or Wad Toilet Paper? A Physicist Settles the Debate for Good

And I'm kind of losing my shit over the answer