Scorching Hot Summer Take: Every Song of the Summer Sucks Ass Now

They’re slow, they’re all the same, and worst of all, they represent almost nothing about the season they’re supposed to perfectly encapsulate

Scorching Hot Summer Take: Post Your Vacation Selfies as Long as You Damn Want

Haters will call me desperate for ’gramming my vacation photos for months on end. To that I say, time is fake and love is real

At Super Bowl 52, We Were All Bradley Cooper

And a few other observations from the Big Game

It’s Time to Get Rid of the Car Horn Forever

Drivers, it’s time to join the Never-Honk Movement