mythology

Everything We Found to Be True About Santa

He had a broad face, and a little round bellyThat shook when he laugh’d, like a bowl full of jelly:He was chubby and plump, a…

Who the Fuck Is Jack Frost, Anyway?

When you hear the name Jack Frost, you no doubt imagine a sparkling, no-good teenager or some kind of angry demigod with icicles on his…

F*ck Santa Claus—It’s All About The Elves

I don’t remember ever believing in Santa. By age 5, I was already determined to catch my mom in the central lie of Christmas because…

This Christmas Is Our First With a Hot Santa

Kurt Russell, a good-looking man widely considered to be sexy, is currently starring as Santa in a new, original Netflix Christmas movie. This is arguably…