mythology

What the Feck Is a Leprechaun, Anyway?

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means a tide of green-clad frat bros have probably already kicked down your front door and puked in your shoes….

Everything We Found to Be True About Santa

He had a broad face, and a little round bellyThat shook when he laugh’d, like a bowl full of jelly:He was chubby and plump, a…

Who the Fuck Is Jack Frost, Anyway?

When you hear the name Jack Frost, you no doubt imagine a sparkling, no-good teenager or some kind of angry demigod with icicles on his…

F*ck Santa Claus—It’s All About The Elves

I don’t remember ever believing in Santa. By age 5, I was already determined to catch my mom in the central lie of Christmas because…