So, Uh, Sex With Mermaids: How Does That Work?

What the shell happens during it? Honestly, it all seems a bit fishy…

What the Feck Is a Leprechaun, Anyway?

Whatever the feck it is, it’s not 100 percent Irish

Everything We Found to Be True About Santa

He’s jolly and plump. But also, sexy and lethal. Welcome to a whole new North Pole

Who the Fuck Is Jack Frost, Anyway?

He’s a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, rolled up in a snowball