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Mom and Dad Are Juuling Behind Junior’s Back

Well hello there, teens! *Turns baseball cap around* *Pulls up chair* *Flips it around backward* *Straddles it* Let’s talk about Juuling. There are endless articles…

All the Shitty Questions People Ask When You’re a Pregnant Bartender

Society already has a weird, unhealthy relationship with women’s pregnant bodies. While our figures are critiqued on dozens of levels — we’re too fat, too…

Do Men Ever Get to Pick the Baby Name?

Men, cultural perception tells us, generally can’t be trusted around the house. They can’t decorate for shit, do laundry worth a crap, and, of course,…

How to Tell Your Kid They Were an Accident

When I got prego, I had $90 total to my name, and I spent five nights a week drinking and smoking at rock shows for…