motherhood

Where Are All the Anti-Vaxx Dads?

Measles — a ridiculously contagious viral infection spread by mucus and saliva that can linger in a room for hours and re-infect a dozen or…

I’m Teaching My Kid to Haggle Like a Pro

No one ever taught me how to haggle growing up. Mostly it was because we were way too poor to buy anything in the first…

Mom and Dad Are Juuling Behind Junior’s Back

Well hello there, teens! *Turns baseball cap around* *Pulls up chair* *Flips it around backward* *Straddles it* Let’s talk about Juuling. There are endless articles…

All the Shitty Questions People Ask When You’re a Pregnant Bartender

Society already has a weird, unhealthy relationship with women’s pregnant bodies. While our figures are critiqued on dozens of levels — we’re too fat, too…