mens-health

When a Limp Dick Has Been Used as a Marketing Scare Tactic

Scared straight? More like scared limp. Or scared into thinking that you might go limp. For nearly 500 years, the threat of impotence has been used to…

Cum Again: Why Can’t Men Have Multiple Orgasms?

The male orgasm is, to use the most clichéd metaphor in the book, a rollercoaster ride. Not because it involves a thrilling series of ups…

A Short Explanation of Shrinkage

Shrinkage: Nature’s humble pie. Why does the cold seemingly make everything below the belt seem smaller? I’ve always assumed it was fight-or-flight related, like a turtle…

Choosing Kale Over Kids: Why One Dude Wanted to Celebrate His Vasectomy

Satirical photo shoots that mimic the clichés of traditional life milestones — spoofing weddings and babies, mostly — were a bit of a thing this year. There was the…