laundry

Will the Washing Machine Clean My Koozie, or Totally Destroy It?

They hold beer about as well as they hold smell. So how am I supposed to freshen things up?

The Fine, Futile Art of Penis Towel Origami

I’m not sure the ancient origami masters envisioned this particular iteration of the meditative art form, but damn it if I didn’t give it a try

How Do I Banish the Foul Smell from My Gym Bag?

I’M A SWEATY GUY, OKAY?!?!

In Defense of the Pile of Clothes on My Side of the Bed

I get while it annoys so many others — my girlfriend most of all. But for me, it just feels right