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Please Don’t Make Me Want to Screw Colonel Sanders

If you really want to do it right, KFC, give the problematic chicken man an OnlyFans. It’s the best place to show thigh these days

Everything We Know About 3D-Printed Meat, Explained

With the development of ‘alt-steak’ and an injection of cash from KFC, 3D-printed meat might be coming soon. But… what is it?

Why Cold Fried Chicken Hits Different

Comparing cold fried chicken to hot fried chicken is like comparing cereal to a bowl of ice

Three Actual Military Colonels Debate Colonel Sanders’ Stolen Valor

‘He was a real scoundrel and never would have made it’: High-ranking Army officers share their honest feelings on KFC’s fried-chicken hustler