hygiene

What to Use When You’re Out of Deodorant or Cologne

There’s never a good time to run out of whatever nicely scented accoutrement prevents you from smelling like the mildewy sack of skin that covers…

Why Does My Asshole Itch?

Like the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body, the identity of Jack the Ripper and the fate of the Ark of the Covenant, the causes of…

A Working-Class Man on Why He Can’t Live Without a Bubble Bath

As a foremost proponent of baths, I’ve always found exchanges like this on the Giant Bomb forum both hilarious and counterproductive. “So I just had…

How Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?

‘Ah, time to scrub my mostly-clean toilet with a brush covered in three years’ worth of fecal matter’ When was the last time you replaced your…