hygiene

What Women Really Think of Every Kind of Man Sweat

I recently saw a product that promised to eliminate any odor from any body part for three whole days. While that seems magical if we’re…

A Heartfelt Public Apology to My House Pants for Not Knowing How to Launder You Properly Until Today

Call an ambulance if you catch me wearing anything other than House Pants at home, because that means something has gone terribly wrong. My House…

What to Use When You’re Out of Deodorant or Cologne

There’s never a good time to run out of whatever nicely scented accoutrement prevents you from smelling like the mildewy sack of skin that covers…

Why Does My Asshole Itch?

Like the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body, the identity of Jack the Ripper and the fate of the Ark of the Covenant, the causes of…