halloween

What’s in This?: Red Hots

All 10 ingredients in these tiny spice pebbles, explained (yep, even shellac, aka bug slime — no, seriously)

What Are the Bolts on Frankenstein’s Monster’s Neck Actually For? A Very Important Halloween Investigation

Is there any way of concluding they’re his nipples? Could those bolts, in fact, be nuts?

What’s in This?: Almond Joy

All 18 ingredients in these alleged bliss bringers, explained (yep, even sodium metabisulfite)

What’s in This?: Bazooka Bubble Gum

All nine ingredients in this old-ass mouth cement, explained (yep, even butylated hydroxytoluene)