America’s Plumbers Are Ready for a Huge ‘Brown Friday’

This country is going down the tubes — along with potato peels, rice, butt wipes and a lot of (literal) shit our pipes can’t handle. Meet the heroes answering the call of doody this Thanksgiving

Plastic Recycling Is Fake, So What the Hell Am I Supposed to Do?

The vast majority of plastic does not actually get recycled into anything else. Is there anything an individual can do to make a difference?

How to Get Rid of Soup

All your possible soup disposal methods, from perverted to Puritan

Yes, You’re Supposed to Wash Your Recyclables

If you remember one thing this Earth Day, remember this: All that crusted-on pizza sauce really fucks up the process