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Tucker Carlson Yelling About the Metric System Is Exactly What Fox News Should Be

Last night, Fox News host and quasi-sentient boat shoe Tucker Carlson said something on his show that turned a few heads. I’m not talking about…

We Need to Set the Record Straight on ‘Masculinity Classes’

Perpetually confused former bowtie model Tucker Carlson is worried about the children. Not the kids who may never see their parents again because our government…

Comic: When Roger Ailes Advises Donald Trump

Laugh at us some more: Comic: Why Michael Phelps Should Resist the Urge to Swim a Victory Lap Comic: The Real Reason Track Stars at the…