food
People Who Say Their Food Tastes Better Because They Never Wash Their Pans Are Wrong and Also a Little Bit Gross
Buy some Goddamn Brillo pads, Gladys
We Ate As Much Fake Fast-Food Meat As the Drive-Thru Would Allow
What’s it like to gorge on Beyond Burger like it’s a BBQ feast? Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
I Took a Pill to Hack My Poop, and Now I’m King of the Bathroom
I’m telling you, this pill is the shit
I Got My Asshole Made Into Chocolates by the World’s Most Famous Anus Artist
‘You know how they take your fingerprint when you pass through passport control? I reckon they could take an anus print because they’re all different.’
