fear

The Paranoid Man’s Guide to Falling Asleep at the Beach

Will I get swept out to sea? Will a runaway beach umbrella impale my sternum? Will a hermit crab crawl into my butthole??

How to Get Over Your Irrational Fear of Needles

The blood! The piercing! The pain! Getting impaled is (almost) no one’s idea of a good time.

How to Get Over Your Irrational Fear of Heights

It doesn’t matter if you’re on top of a cliff or a four-foot step ladder — a fear of heights can really make you feel low

How to Get Over Your Irrational Fear of Tight Spaces

Nobody likes to feel trapped, but for claustrophobes, it involves going down a much scarier wormhole