fantasy-football

You Can Now Buy Insurance for Your Shitty Fantasy Football Team

There was no better bet than Arizona Cardinals running back David Johnson in the 2017 fantasy football draft. The first-team All-Pro had finished the previous…

Singing the Monday Morning Fantasy Football Blues

Like the cliché ending of a sports movie, the clock ticked down, one second at a time, until it read zero — a close 27–20 game between…