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What the Hell Is a ‘Good’ Sex Noise, Anyway?

We’ve discussed at length the reasons men stay eerily quiet during sex (they’re embarrassed and/or deeply repressed) and the reasons why women sound eerily loud…

Why Do We Need Our Girlfriends to Tell Us to Go to Bed?

I sleep hard. It’s rare I have the slightest trouble slipping into unconsciousness as soon as my head hits the pillow — and remembering a…

The Joys — and Pains — of ‘Living Apart Together’

Earlier this week, Gwyneth Paltrow took a break from slingin’ Goop to tell the Sunday Times that she and her husband, Brad Falchuk, don’t live…

Your Girlfriend Is in Denial About How Much She Snores

As an extremely light sleeper, I tend to be somewhat of a dickhead about how much sleep I get every night. And so I’ve been…