booze

The Art and Magic of Wintertime Boozing

There's a reason getting hammered before Christmas feels positively supernatural. Consider, if you will, the long history of alcohol in pagan ritual

Why We Should All Be Eating Pineapples and Drinking Rum on Thanksgiving

That weird, spiky fruit has symbolized the ethos of hospitality for 500 years. Why isn't it on every table?

All the Ways You Can Be Busted For DUI Without Even Owning a Car

Some guy just got busted for drunkenly riding a Bird scooter. What other ‘vehicles’ are illegal to operate while under the influence?

These Are the Only Acceptable Drinking Games, According to Bartenders

The Devil’s Triangle: Yes, another awful part of the Brett Kavanaugh shit show; no, definitely not a drinking game as he suggested. (It, um, means something very…