What the Fuck Are You Supposed to Do While People Are Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to You?

‘The best thing to do is to sing along, ‘Happy Birthday to me,’ where you just turn yourself into the social equivalent of a black hole’ — a birthday singer for hire

Sharing Your Birthday With the Super Bowl Is a Super Drag

‘I get to celebrate twice. Funny because 21 years ago my dad was drunk while I was being born.’

I Fucked 30 People In 30 Days

My (golden) birthday present wasn't just a horny gimmick — it was a feat of physical endurance, mental fortitude and Google Spreadsheets mastery

What Every 21-Year-Old Guy Needs to Know About How Bars Work

These tips will help you look slightly less like a n00b

Happy Birthday to MEL