The Only Relatable Thing About the Johnny Depp Trial Is the ‘Revenge Poop’

Not only is there a long history of such shits, but there’s a cottage industry around it too, with the infamous Poop Senders happy to route realistic-looking cow, gorilla and elephant deuces to whomever has aggrieved you

The Week Amber Heard Became the Singularity

The actress’ histories with Johnny Depp and Elon Musk have collided in spectacular fashion

Johnny Depp Stans Are Turning This Trial into Fanfiction

Social media is awash in videos and memes that imagine an alternate reality for the beleaguered actor

Amber Heard and the Eternal Obsession With the Hot/Crazy Matrix

According to a viral test and oft-memed matrix, a woman’s appeal is based on her hotness and craziness levels, both of which can be reliably measured on an X and Y axis... or something