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We’ve Reached Peak Tater Tot and That’s The Best Thing for America
If there’s anything you need to know about tater tots to understand why their modern ubiquity is so crucially needed and deserved in these uncertain…
A Gentleman’s Guide to Giving Women Compliments
“You have the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen,” a man once told me after sidling up to me at a bar on a sweltering summer…
Why Are We So Obsessed With Swallowing Cum?
Early Christians were said to eat semen as a communion ritual, as they believed it was the liquid embodiment of the soul
