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Miles Klee

Miles Klee is MEL’s resident tank-top dirtbag, shitposter and meme expert. He’s also the author of the novel ‘Ivyland’ and a story collection, ‘True False.’

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The ‘Absolute Unit’ Is the Only Thing That Will Defeat the ‘Large Adult Sons’

For too long, “large adult sons” have run roughshod over the rest of us. The catch-all label can apply to any former boy who has…

We Lost the Advertising War

It’s already Lady Doritos’ world

Alanis Morissette Doesn’t Care What You Find Ironic

“Ironic,” by alternative rock icon Alanis Morissette, features on the seminal 1995 album Jagged Little Pill. It was released as a single the following year,…

Monopoly Has Finally Figured Out That It’s a God-Given Right to Cheat

Don’t Use Nic Cage to Justify Your Creepy AI Porn, You Freaks

Horniness for Trump’s Downfall Has Turned Mueller Into a Daddy

The Agony of the ‘Persecuted’ Lit-Bro

You Are Literally Never Going to Get Rid of the Word ‘Literally’

Vince McMahon Is More GIF Than Man

When This World Comes to an End, Only Shrek Memes Will Survive

The Talking Stick: Just One More Thing White People Have Ruined

Let’s Face It, We’ll All Be Married to Machines Someday