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The Cult of the Domino’s Logo
Pizza Hut has a dumb-looking roof as its trademark image. The Papa John’s design barely exists — it’s just the name of a racist guy who doesn’t…
An Ode to the Footlong
Subway, the struggling fast-casual sandwich chain that’s always going to smell like that, shocked the restaurant world this week by announcing a wind-down of their…
Women Are Getting Revenge on Men with the Shrunken-Dick Meme
Listen up, guys. This is important: The more sex you have, the smaller your dick gets. Just kidding, that’s not how it works. At all. But…
