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Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Pizza

Do Ninja Turtles really love it? Is the best one ever even edible? Let’s find out the truth.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Margaritas

Is a Monster Energy Margarita legit? How great is that song ‘Tequila’? Let’s find out the truth.

The Hairy Mystery of the Treasure Trail

A physical and philosophical dive into the strip of hair between belly-button and pubes

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Fruit

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Underwear

Why Did We Ever Think Smashing Guitars Was Cool?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Testicles

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Sleep

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Dogs

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Boats

Why Do I Fart as Soon as I Wake Up?

The Stoners’ Guide to Looking and Smelling Less High