Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Eggnog

Can you only drink eggy booze at Christmas? What connects eggnog-based mayhem and the Confederacy? Let’s find out the truth.

December 4, 2020

The Unemployed Guy’s Guide to Gift-Giving

Why let not having any money interfere with your holiday plans?

November 28, 2020

Is the Restaurant Gift Card Still an Okay Gift — And Was It Ever?

It’s like money, but with more rules!

November 27, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Sales

Mike Rampton November 26, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Gravy

Mike Rampton November 24, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Vodka

Mike Rampton November 20, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Abs

Mike Rampton November 13, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Meat

Mike Rampton November 6, 2020

The Sexy Sci-Fi Origins of the Chupacabra Legend

Mike Rampton October 31, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Candy

Mike Rampton October 30, 2020

What Are the Bolts on Frankenstein’s Monster’s Neck Actually For? A Very Important Halloween Investigation

Mike Rampton October 29, 2020

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Breasts

Mike Rampton October 23, 2020