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Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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You Can Now Stick a Camera Down Your Ear and Livestream It

Is there a happy midpoint between the clumsiness of Q-tips and whatever the hell nightmare this is?

10 Heavy Smokers Who Somehow Achieved Incredible Sporting Feats

Having a gold medal in one hand and a smoke in the other is undeniably impressive

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Soda

What the fuck actually *is* cola? And is Pepsi really the choice of a new generation? Let’s find out the truth.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Molly

How Damaging Is Having a Really Stupid Email Address?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Kissing

‘Buy This Beer or I’ll Kill You!’ — The Ad You Won’t See This Super Bowl

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Gambling

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About French Fries

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Rum

Understanding the Sleepless Elite Making $$$ on Very Few Zzzs

It’s Been 100 Years of Magicians Sawing Women in Half