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What Happens If You Don’t Wash Your Hands Before Those Hands Enter an Orifice?
Most of you aren’t washing your hands before finger banging, and you’re probably going to catch the flu
Preschool Teachers on the State of the Union, How to Take Criticism and Resting Bastard Face
When you write for a living, it can be a challenge not to take criticism personally. I mean, if you’re putting all of yourself and…
Why Doesn’t My Goddamn Tupperware Ever Goddamn Dry in the Goddamn Dishwasher?
Because of physics, duh!
