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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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Barbecues Can Be Awkward: Here’s How to Be on Your Best BBQ Behavior

Just because barbecues are often attended in flip-flops and typically involve piling large quantities of red meat into one’s mouth with a beer chaser, they…

How You Should Behave at the Beach

According to a mom, a lifeguard and Emily Post’s great-great grandson

A Masculinity Camp for Boys That Starts at Age 8

Each session of Camp Nick, a “masculinity camp” for boys age 8 to 11 held in a bucolic park in Santa Monica, California, begins with…

Dad Jokes, Dad Jeans, Dad Dancing: When Did Father Figures Become a Total Joke?

A Drinker’s Guide to Deliberately Pissing Yourself in Public

“Does Your Boyfriend Know You’re Here?” and Other Homophobic Chants by U.K. Soccer Fans

Testosterone Treatments Make Traders Even Crazier

Why Do I Suddenly Have to Pee So Much in the Middle of the Night?

Planned Parenthood Is for Men, Too

The Etiquette of ‘Liking’ Bad News on Facebook

First, He Tried to Reinvent the Dick Pic. Next Up? The Vagina

A Circular History of Circle Jerks