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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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Meet ‘Paul Flart,’ the Hero Security Guard Who Chose Viral Farting Over His Job

When I was a sophomore in boarding school, my roommate Alberto and I recorded all of our farts on a Panasonic boombox, eventually filling up…

Drug Users Are Leading the Narcan Revolution

Amidst the opioid epidemic, the Surgeon General says everyone should carry the drug that revives people who are overdosing. But the ones saving lives on the streets aren’t who you’d expect.

The Company That Wants to Disrupt Hair Dye for Men

After all, not much has changed since the Ancient Egyptians tried to touch up their gray