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Brian VanHooker

Brian VanHooker is a staff writer at MEL specializing in pop culture, food (especially pizza) and long form oral histories. He is the co-creator of the comic book "Barnum & Elwood" and "The Tramp," a comedy pilot starring John O'Hurley. He also hosts a TMNT interview podcast called "Turtle Tracks" and was once called a "Good Guy" by Mr. T.

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The Holdouts: Dry Towns in Otherwise Wet States

There are around 500 towns in America where alcohol is banned on some level, but these communities are the most unexpected of the bunch

What Kind of Disgusting Filth Is on the Average Baby’s Changing Table?

If you’re lucky, it’s only bacteria and fecal coliforms

What Are You Supposed to Do With Diapers on a Plane?

OH MY GOD DO NOT TRY AND FLUSH IT

A Gentleman’s Guide to Stepping Down at the Right Time

How Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?

The Death of Male Pajamas

Your Toddler Hates You for Being a Loser

How Much Will Batman’s Dick Be Worth 20 Years From Now?

You Can’t Work Your Way Through College Anymore

Every Notable Presidential Dick Through History

All the Places You Can’t Legally Fucking Swear

How to Grieve For Someone You Loved, But Didn’t Like