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Andrew Fiouzi

Andrew Fiouzi is a staff writer at MEL.

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In the Future, We’ll All Be Living in Houses Made of Piss

The future is salty

A Very Serious Guide on How to Ride a Bird Scooter

If you’re unsure how serious, well, you’ll just have to click to find out, won’t you?

“What Exactly is ‘White Collar Prison?’”—Me, an Average Guy Who Wants to Understand Where Michael Cohen Is Going to Spend His Jail Time

Welcome to ‘Club Fed’

In the Near Future, Our Toilets Will Judge Us on the Quality of Our Poop

Are My Precious Liquid Gel Pills More Effective Than Regular Old Normie Tablets?

A Gentleman’s Guide to Giving and Receiving Criticism in Bed

Why Are Men Getting Botox Injected Into Their Ball Sacks?

What Should I, an Average Guy Who Doesn’t Want His Dick to Shrink, Use to Cook Eggs Instead of a Non-Stick Pan?

When That Ho, Ho, Ho Gives You Chlamydia — A Seasonal Guide to STDs

Scientifically Speaking, What’s the Most Satisfying Fart?

How to Do Costco as a Single Person

Is It True That the Longer You Wait, the Harder You Ejaculate?