
Andrew Fiouzi
Andrew Fiouzi is a staff writer at MEL.
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The Art of Writing the Perfect Jingle for Ass Medicine
There’s more to it than just finding a good rhyme for diarrhea
Scientifically Speaking, What’s the Perfect Amount of Eye Contact?
It depends — are you having sex, in a job interview, trying to pet a strange dog or all three at once?
Please Explain ‘Mindful Sex’ to Me, an Average Guy Who Wants to Cum as Hard as Possible
Chill out. No, really — if you want this to work, you need to calm the fuck down