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A Drinker’s Guide to Deliberately Pissing Yourself in Public
While the jury’s still out out on the legitimacy of “breaking the seal,” one thing’s certain: Drinking and pissing go hand-in-hand. (Or for dudes, hand-in-penis-in-hand.)…
I Had Nipple Reduction Surgery
I first noticed I had puffier-than-average nipples about midway through high school. It was around the same time I began lifting weights and wearing tighter-fitting…
The Last Time We Said ‘I’m Sorry’
“I’m sorry,” means a lot of things these days. People say it when they accidentally bump into one another, politicians and CEOs say it when…
A Fitness Guide for People With No Free Time (And Who Want to Run a Triathlon)
This installment of The Normal Person’s Workout sees a guy try to figure out how to get in great shape… and stay there.
