Too drunk or lazy to throw it in the fridge? As long as you’re within this window of time, you should be fine

PLEASE SAY NO, PLEASE SAY NO, PLEASE SAY NO

You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the flame-licked, golden-brown cheese of a propane-grilled pie

I may or may not have a year-old pie in my fridge, and I’m pretty damn hungry

Seriously, who decided that sausage, pepperoni, peppers, onions and olives is somehow superior to all other pizza combinations?

If my daily slice is destroying the earth, I’m done