My Very Unappetizing Attempt to Try Every Aphrodisiac I Could Find

If there was any truth to this famous pseudoscience, I was determined to find it — no matter how nasty the aftertaste

The Boozy Nostalgia of a Vodka-Soaked Watermelon

My dad used to soak watermelon in vodka and then send the rind down the river like a little boat. Now, as an adult, I’m riffing on this tradition in my own way

The Battle for the Soul of the Burger Is Also a Battle About Watermelon

The watermelon burger is neither fruit nor meat patty, it’s mostly just the most divisive trendy food of 2020

Watermelon Is the People’s Fruit

An ode to the best part of summer