The Absolute Masochists Who Love Drinking Orange Juice After Brushing Their Teeth

They swear that the rest of us are the sick ones, calling the very bitter combo ‘revitalizing,’ ‘cathartic’ and ‘unlike anything you’ll find anywhere else’

We Shouldn’t Even Need to Say This, But Don’t Put Toothpaste On Your Dick

Please just buy some damn lube and lidocaine

The Psychology of Squeezing Toothpaste From the Middle

Squeezing answers out of the absolute maniacs who push out toothpaste in the least efficient way imaginable