toothpaste
The Absolute Masochists Who Love Drinking Orange Juice After Brushing Their Teeth
They swear that the rest of us are the sick ones, calling the very bitter combo ‘revitalizing,’ ‘cathartic’ and ‘unlike anything you’ll find anywhere else’
We Shouldn’t Even Need to Say This, But Don’t Put Toothpaste On Your Dick
Please just buy some damn lube and lidocaine
The Psychology of Squeezing Toothpaste From the Middle
Squeezing answers out of the absolute maniacs who push out toothpaste in the least efficient way imaginable