What the Fuck Are You Supposed to Do While People Are Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to You?

‘The best thing to do is to sing along, ‘Happy Birthday to me,’ where you just turn yourself into the social equivalent of a black hole’ — a birthday singer for hire

Why Men Fall Apart When the Wife Goes Out of Town

When the wives are away, the Wife Guys will play

What It’s Like to Be a Lifelong Bachelor

Is there something amiss with men who have been single for a very, very long time, or have they just figured out how to game the system while the rest of us toil in the consuming throes of love and heartbreak?

Why It Costs So Much More to Be Single

And you thought getting married was a pain in your wallet