self-care

I Tried the Celebrity-Endorsed StretchLab And Can Now At Least Touch My Toes

Juan Ponce De León was a 16th-century Spanish explorer and conquistador, famous for both being the first governor of Puerto Rico, and for leading the…

How Can the Old Man in My Life Not Notice His Long, Straggly Nose Hair?

Everyone’s had an older gentleman in their life, at some point or another, sporting a remarkable crop of whiskers in each nostril. These elders seem…

I Stuck a Needle in My Arm and Sucked Down a Liter of Vitamins to Feel Like a Million Dollars on My Birthday

It was my birthday on Friday — I’m now officially 35. Not sure if you knew that, even after mentioning it about a hundred times…

I ‘Simulated a Fever’ by Taking a Hot-Ass Bath and Putting Onions in My Armpits to Get Rid of a Hangover

I hate baths. I just don’t understand them. I’m the kind of person who needs to be doing something, always. I don’t like “sitting there”…