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Nostalgia Is the Real Killer in ‘IT Chapter Two’

Pennywise might be a child-chomping clown, but in IT Chapter Two, nostalgia is his bait. He knows that the past can prove to be a…

These Guys Are Too Afraid of Scary Movies to Function on Halloween

Fuck this spooky shit. Halloween is the worst time of the year — mostly because I’m a spineless, sniveling scaredy-cat when it comes to horror movies….

These Toilets With Threatening Auras Honestly Scare Me Shitless

Many effective horror films invoke a fear of the mundane and ordinary. Think of how scary a tranquil suburban street becomes in a chiller like…

Is the Predator the Lamest Movie Monster Ever?

While watching The Predator, the very mediocre new installment of the film franchise that started back in 1987, I couldn’t take my eyes off of…