These Guys Are Too Afraid of Scary Movies to Function on Halloween

Fuck this spooky shit. Halloween is the worst time of the year — mostly because I’m a spineless, sniveling scaredy-cat when it comes to horror movies….

These Toilets With Threatening Auras Honestly Scare Me Shitless

Many effective horror films invoke a fear of the mundane and ordinary. Think of how scary a tranquil suburban street becomes in a chiller like…

Is the Predator the Lamest Movie Monster Ever?

While watching The Predator, the very mediocre new installment of the film franchise that started back in 1987, I couldn’t take my eyes off of…