Yes, You Have to Refrigerate Your Hot Sauce

This is one instance where you should never abide by the label — unless, of course, you hate flavor and yourself

Clean Out Your Fridge, You Messy Bitch

Quit whining and go throw out those moldy leftovers — you’ll feel better afterward

Wait, I Can’t Use Cleaning Products on My Fridge?

Apparently I've been cleaning my delicate refrigerator wrong my whole life