Qassim-Suleimani
Frozen in Exile
For the Iranians in the U.S. longing for home, Soleimani’s assassination has once again thrown their status — and sense of identity — into question
These War-Thirsty Chuds Have Critical Levels of Tiny Dick Energy
The hard-right dumbasses who think we should obliterate Iran don't seem to be enlisting
The Crying in Iran Is Not a Sign of Weakness
In the West, we think of politicians shedding tears as inauthentic, unmanly and fragile. We’d be foolish to read the mourning of Qassim Suleimani the same way
Why Are the Bad Guys Always ‘Bodybuilders’?
Iranian General Qassim Suleimani was just the latest in a long line of killers and thugs branded as a ‘bodybuilder’ by journalists willing to sacrifice imprecision for a little extra sizzle. Here's why it matters.